Some other events...the last post was getting too long!
We had a relief society sleep over at the bishop's house, with all of the wives of the bishopric there getting to know us better and there to make us a delicious breakfast in the morning. Those three women are some of the most amazing women that I know and they give so much time, effort and love to our ward all the time. They amaze me! Some pictures from that night of the crazy girls that were hanging around!
We went on The Great Provo Adventure, according to one of our friends...which basically consisted of going in this tunnel and getting freezing cold and falling really hard on my butt! Lots of fun, let me tell you, that's why I look so crazy and scary in this picture.

This is a picture from my drama class winter semester. We did a little play called Bartholomew and the Oobleck. I was the fog...or mist or something like that, something with the weather. The other girls in this picture were snow, rain, sky and sunshine. It was kind of a silly show, but it was fun and we had a good time with it. The class was one of my favorites because we just had a good time together and really had time to get to know each other. Thanks to Sister Aston for making that class such a fun one!
Geoffrey is a small stuffed animal that belongs to our friend Clint. He is short fat and looks like Goofy...Clint is really attached to him and as an apartment we made a plot to kidnap him...
We created a ransom note, and took pictures of him in "harmful" situations, or compromising situations and created an album that we then left on Clint's doorstep with the ransom note and an ultimatum. A few other pictures are below this which were included in the album. Also below is the ransom note...
"April 2011
To those who cherish the life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness of Geoffrey “Delilah” “Voluptuous-Bottom” Calder, son of Clinton “Liquid Force” “Keiki Matai” Calder and nephew of Tyler “Filth” “Come ‘ere!”Hills:
Despite popular belief, Geoffrey has not been kept in safe hands. In actuality, the aforementioned plush, of polyurethane sponge foam materials, has been held prisoner at 466 Sumac Lane, Provo UT, 84604, United States of America, North America, Western Hemisphere, Planet Earth, Milky Way Galaxy.
The captors request the ransom (a list of items is located below) to be deposited in the inner bush of Zimbabwe by the end of the day, however if this request is deemed unreasonable, the goodies may be left in the 1994 white Nissan Maxima parked in front of the stairs at the address stated above by 23:58:19 on Wednesday, the 20th of April, of this, the 2011th, year of our Lord.
The list of items contains the following:
3 rolls of toilet paper
1 pair of scissors
1 ironing board pad
1 goldfish pal for a lonely fish
Mr. January, in person
1 4-pack of lip balm (preferably unused)
1 (or more) lock(s) of Jimmer’s hair, still wet with his sweat
1 box of Otter Pops
If our request is fulfilled, the prisoner will be delivered safely within 24 hours. However, if the Provo or Utah County police force becomes involved and/or the ransom items are not received in a timely manner, Geoffrey will never be seen again (unless you happen across a black synthetically-made Disney product, with a lime green hat, at the bottom of the Provo River).
If you wish to see Geoffrey again, all commands must be followed with the utmost accuracy and precision.
Signed,
ENUJ, ANAID, ELLIMAC, ELOCIN
To those who cherish the life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness of Geoffrey “Delilah” “Voluptuous-Bottom” Calder, son of Clinton “Liquid Force” “Keiki Matai” Calder and nephew of Tyler “Filth” “Come ‘ere!”Hills:
Despite popular belief, Geoffrey has not been kept in safe hands. In actuality, the aforementioned plush, of polyurethane sponge foam materials, has been held prisoner at 466 Sumac Lane, Provo UT, 84604, United States of America, North America, Western Hemisphere, Planet Earth, Milky Way Galaxy.
The captors request the ransom (a list of items is located below) to be deposited in the inner bush of Zimbabwe by the end of the day, however if this request is deemed unreasonable, the goodies may be left in the 1994 white Nissan Maxima parked in front of the stairs at the address stated above by 23:58:19 on Wednesday, the 20th of April, of this, the 2011th, year of our Lord.
The list of items contains the following:
3 rolls of toilet paper
1 pair of scissors
1 ironing board pad
1 goldfish pal for a lonely fish
Mr. January, in person
1 4-pack of lip balm (preferably unused)
1 (or more) lock(s) of Jimmer’s hair, still wet with his sweat
1 box of Otter Pops
If our request is fulfilled, the prisoner will be delivered safely within 24 hours. However, if the Provo or Utah County police force becomes involved and/or the ransom items are not received in a timely manner, Geoffrey will never be seen again (unless you happen across a black synthetically-made Disney product, with a lime green hat, at the bottom of the Provo River).
If you wish to see Geoffrey again, all commands must be followed with the utmost accuracy and precision.
Signed,
ENUJ, ANAID, ELLIMAC, ELOCIN
This is the fine print. Measure your eyesight with this test: A E I O U sometimes Y
YOUR TIME STARTS NOW."
YOUR TIME STARTS NOW."


Marissa and the "G" Dish as it is fondly known in our apartment. Other pictures included Geoffrey being used as a basketball, a footrest, a pillow, being put into the oven, and being thrown in the dryer...unfortunately Clint did not follow through with the ransom and we felt too bad actually throwing Geoffrey into the Provo River so we returned him unharmed after receiving a few cookies...It was pretty entertaining though!
If you couldn't guess from how much time we put into the Geoffrey plan we get a little bored around our house sometimes...one night we got so bored that we pulled our all these wigs that Marissa found and decided to become different people for a little bit. After we took these pictures we found a few more and decided to knock on random doors and show off our new looks. I went as Snow White, Marissa was a lovely Joe Dirt, Emily Walter was an Asian, and Emily Mortensen was a pink haired rocker. We got some really great laughs and it definitely made our night a little more exciting!
I've worked with Julie since my Sophomore year of college over at the Cougareat. She is one of the sweetest girls that I know and when I found out she was getting married I was so excited for her and I was even more excited that she was having a reception here where I could go to it.Alyssa's farewell was at the end of May because she and her brother Reese had a joint farewell and he was leaving about three weeks before her. I talked Jenae (my roommate) into driving to Idaho with me. She met her fiance in Twin Falls and then they continued on to Boise where he lives. This was great because it allowed me to go to Alyssa's farewell without having to pay for all of the gas. Going back to Twin for a few days was really nice, it was fun to run into some old friends, see some familiar places.
The Falls were beautiful, probably thanks to all the moisture that has been falling this year, but I just wanted to stay there as long as I could because it looked so amazing, they were so full and so loud and the mist was blowing so much that we could feel the mist before walking down the stairs to the observation deck.
Now, I'm still not completely caught up, but I'm much closer...so more to come very soon!


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I love to catch up on what you're doing. Love Mom & Dad
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